Arse Tattoo Expectations

Subtle hints clearly weren’t getting you anywhere.

Featuring the slogan “I Didn’t Get My Arse Tattooed to Not Get It Eaten”, this rude tattoo T-shirt pairs an outrageous punchline with a mischievous pin-up illustration. A white-haired, tattooed woman lowers her sunglasses with a wicked grin, while a skull hair accessory, detailed body art and ornate red-and-white lettering complete the design.

This alternative graphic tee is for tattoo lovers with a filthy sense of humour and very little interest in behaving. Pair it with jeans and boots for a night out, or gift it to the friend who always says what everyone else is too polite to say.